Tuesday, August 9, 2011

A Comprehensive Look At Female Pop Singers X

Madonna


     O.k. my deal with Madonna is going to be short because I do not think that she can really sing. Strip away all the sound effects, the sound-brushing, the studio, and what do you have? Plain Jane American the billionaire who cannot sing. Here is where I draw the line between entertainers and artists. Madonna versus Lady GaGa=Entertainer v. Artist. That is just one example. With Madonna it is ALL just a big show. A circus. Where the lion tamer is coaxing a stuffed animal. Where the clowns squeezing into a two-door are like one guy squeezing into a stretch limousine. Fake. I know certain people are going to be like, but Madonna did this and this. She paved the way for her, for her, etc. Madonna was the first ever to sing and dance? Maybe the first to THINK she could sing and dance at the same time. Or lipsync? I love how we now have Madonna camps and GaGa camps. Bickering about who's better. Please. The Madonna campers are just loyals who don't really ever take the time to consider if there is any true talent inside the voice. At GaGa's circus, she'd be the girl in the box about to get sawed in half, but like really do it if she thought it would make her "Little Monsters" happy. Anyway, done with Madonna. Next, please.


Technicalities:


Vocal Range:

Minimally Contralto

1 Octave, 5 notes, and a semi-tone

E3-C#5, roughly 

Style:

She-Pop

Projection:

The front row

Vocal Strength:

Surface


"I like all of one Madonna song...funny...One of her first singles, ever..."Burnin Up"

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